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Bizarro Breaking News: 8-legged Hermaphroditic Goat Born in Croatia
This extraordinary baby goat has EIGHT legs and both male and female reproductive organs. Vets say the extraordinary animal’s extra limbs are the result of an underdeveloped twin sibling. Croatian...
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Bizarro Breaking News: 12-year-old Girls Stab a Peer 19 Times in the Name of...
Prosecutors say two 12-year-old southeastern Wisconsin girls stabbed their 12-year-old friend nearly to death in the woods to please a mythological creature they learned about online. Both girls were...
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Bizarro News Roundup!
Gollums, Neverending Story dragon-slaying, alien sightings, cannibalism, and yet another step towards the robot apocalypse. It’s time for a Bizarro News Roundup kids! Yee-haw! While on vacation, a...
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Bizarro News Roundup!
News of nonstop war and social collapse getting you down? Didn’t know that shit was happening? Doesn’t matter! It’s time to slide on down for a Bizarro News Roundup! Indian teen with rare medical...
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Halloween Chaos Countdown: McKamey Manor Will Fuck With Your Psyche!
Lots of people have been sending me links to this promo video for the most extreme haunted house ever created. I’m glad that fucked up Halloween shit reminds you of me. I’m touched. If you have not...
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Halloween Chaos Countdown: Spooky Bizarro News Roundup!
UFO appears during BBC coverage of the protests in Hong Kong. 50-foot crab spotted in Kent. Can’t carve worth a shit? You can buy a California organic “Pumpkenstein.” The price for this molded monster...
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Halloween Chaos Countdown: Clowns & Creepypasta
(photo by Danielle Tunstall) I’m very pleased with how “American Horror Story: Freak Show” is coming along. The characters are fun, especially Twisty. You can be Twisty for Halloween! Here is a...
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Bizarro News Roundup!
Charles Manson is married! Congrats to the lovely couple. Jezebel posted some lessons we can all learn about love from Charlie and Star. Please note it is incorrect to call Manson a serial killer or...
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Bizarro Breaking News: Crocallo found in Thailand!
Image: Thairath.co.th SISAKET:– Locals in Sisaket province believe they are in for a serious amount of good fortune following the discovery of a strange, and so far unidentified creature. The animal,...
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Poop Cafe, where your food looks like crap
According to The Toronto Star, a new restaurant is opening in the city’s Koreatown area. It’s called Poop Cafe, where they make all sorts of foods that have the appearance of shit. I think those dishes...
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